Nice one, especially when he desperately tries to catch a breath ;)
But you both forgot to mention who actually came up with the idea of periodic table of elements.
And I think I've heard his name on Tuesday. Because his daughter was married to Alexander Blok, Russian poet, who was in complicated love-hate relationship with his fellow Symbolist Andrei Bely, whom 'Petersburg' I'm reading now.
Have I told you, that I fell in love with Russian Symbolism? And I see references to it almost everywhere?...

you'vemademeproduceanotheritemofnews..waitasec..;)

i'veproducedit->checkitout..:)

I... I just went to take a shower & think about a few more commets to some past news (that sounds just silly).
Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster... what have I done...

Let me answer now... :D

you mean comets, i suppose..;)

Screw you, autocorrect!
Comments of course.

Yet comets give it a nice double meaning. Hm.

comets are much more universal..